The Freepers are at it again. Sides are splitting here. Check out these captions they’ve come up with. Add you own! It’s Sunday night. Time for a nightcap… and some fun. (h/t Larwyn)
Mary Poppins and Michelle Obama take cover from the rain. — Conservative Statement
An old Muslim custom. Never let the umbrella pass under the gate. — NautiNurse
The Secret Service had to help him negotiate the complicated situation of passing through a gate with an umbrella, Michelle looked tense for awhile, she didn’t understand the process, but the Secret Service bought them ice cream afterward, and the Obamas soon forgot about the incident. — Ansel12
Door knobs are more useful. — Biglook
Obama attempts to manage an umbrella while his beard prepares to bust a move—’The Pontiac Wide Stance.’ — TumblinDice
I don’t think I’d ask for his help moving any furniture. — Stayathomemom
…or, as MSM keeps repeating, the smartest guy on the face of this planet and the most beautiful woman in the world. — Alecqss
Barry: “Michelle, you’ll have to go on without me.”
Michelle: “You dumb a$$, climb over the fence!” — pke
She is hideous. — IloveSarah2012
Caption this!
Let me be clear! As of tomorrow, there WILL be a Dept. of Gate and Umbrella…
Barack Obama’s effort to help protect his wife from rain — a problem inherited from the Bush administration — was obstructed by a dark right-wing structure that purported to have its foundation in the grass roots.
Michelle Obama was overheard to say, “I’ll bet that gate is supported by concrete — which is white. That explains why it is working to block my husband’s progress.”
Building maintenance workers, who were heard howling with laughter in the background, found themselves suddenly under IRS audits.
“The vast right-wing conspiracy on the Internet is already abuzz with the fact that it is a Muslim custom to never carry an umbrella under a gateway arch or beam. I’m sure that the behavior pictured here is merely a coincidence.” — Chris Matthews.
(PS: I don’t know if it really is a Muslim custom. In fact, I doubt it — as they don’t have much use for umbrellas in the desert.)
And, now, for the bicycle picture.
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On his way to a press conference to announce his new energy policy, [alleged] President Barack Obama rides the only vehicle that any American can now afford after his “helpful” takeovers of the economy and the car industry. This particular model is sold by The Michelle Corporation.
“I’m sure that last fact is merely a coincidence.” — Chris Matthews.
“The bumpy conditions of this biking path were left over from the Bush Administration.” — Barack Obama
Technology Update
This new presidential vehicle, codename BRUTUS (Bicycle-Riding Utopian of The United States) is equipped with a rapidly-deployable umbrella.
The Secret Service is investigating an intelligence report that right-wing conspirators had secretly scrawled the words “guns” and “Bible” onto the two handgrips to which Obama is clinging.
Obama grins widely, because agents of the IRS and the FBI were seen in all-black uniforms, conducting raids from house to house, in an effort to find clothespins and playing cards, so that Obama could attach them to the bicycle’s frame to make motorcycle noises while he rides.
“That wild-eyed, foamy-mouthed, right-wing wacko named Kovach thinks he’s pretty funny. But, when we get done smearing his name, we’ll just see who has the last laugh. Oooooh, I feel a tingle going up my leg.” — Chris Matthews
OK, one more for the umbrella picture
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In an effort to avoid arrest on weapons charges, Barack Obama attempts to bypass security by handing the umbrella to Michelle over the covertly-installed metal detector in the same Chicago housing project where all the guns had been confiscated previously.
#1
There’s a Hook on this end … Why won’t it stay there ??
#2
This Girl’s Bike is Much Easier to handle. .. .
“If I can just get this umbrella over the bar, I won’t look like that dunce Bush.”
“Darn that Bush, setting the bar so high.”
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Having run out of ideas, Hollywood decides to do a remake of PeeWee Herman with a black man in the lead role.
“I sure hope this bicycle can outrun Putin’s harpoon gun.” — Barack Insane Obama
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“They must be kidding. Surely that is a plastic decoy.” — Vladimir Putin
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OK, here it is in graphic form. Click link below.
http://tomkovach.us/Presidential/Obama–Lampoon_vs_Harpoon.png
Let’s take this VIRAL.
Here it is in graphic form. Click the link below.
http://tomkovach.us/Presidential/Obama–Lampoon_vs_Harpoon.png
Let’s take it VIRAL.