Earlier today, radio talk show host Howie Carr opened his show reading some of the tweets out there mocking Joe Biden. I nearly had to pull off the road, I was laughing so hard. Tonight I read Ace’s piece on Biden’s gangsta story. The comment section is COMEDY GOLD. Herewith, some of the best… but there’s more, much more. Be sure to watch the cartoon video.
Joey Bidet is a few Fruit Loops short of a bowl.
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How badass could that guy be? – his name was Corn Pop and he wore a bathing cap to the pool.
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Who did he steal this story from?
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Carrie Ann just won the internet today.
Let me tell you about the time I faced down Count Chockula!
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When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day.
My word as a Biden.
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My theory is still that it was “Corn Chip”, not “Corn Pop”, and that it was a Mexican, not a black guy, and that the whole thing is a half-remembered dream from when Plugs nodded off during a Frito Bandito commercial.
Aye, aye, aye-aye!!
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And then I told ol’ Corn Pop, to have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried. Just eat it.
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Then there was that time when Joe and I rumbled with Tony and the Tigers.
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If he swore on that story “as a Biden,” I’m sold. That’s pretty much the Gold Standard.
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‘Unchain my Heart’ – Joe Biden and the Corn Pop Gang (1962)
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Somewhere there is a black Providence gang banger by the name of Sugar Smack who but for the chance of fate determined by Biden’s cereal of choice for that day is not the most famous Delaware gang banger to ever have lived.
And the three…um…..boys in the gang were Snap, Crackle and Little Pop.
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“I knew Captain Crunch.”
” And you, Sir…are no Captain Crunch.”
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And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang
’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel,
gettin’ em rusty?
Unlike to today, when you can just order an already rusted straight razor directly from Amazon.
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“I’m your Crunch-Berry.”
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I carry a straight razor and a folding knife. I do not try to get them rusty. Perhaps I am doing something wrong here.
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Oh lord. laughing so hard at the Carrie Ann tweet and the stupidity that is Biden
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Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys.
Badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog.
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Biden had balls of steel back when he had teeth.
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Rumor is that biden gets a new asshole every few years. He talks out of them so much he wears them out.
He had Obama for 8 years.
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Next week Joey Bidet will retell his encounter with bad, bad LeRoy Brown
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You know, that Corn Pop feller… turned out he was clean and articulate…with creased pants.
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There was this time that me and some friends spent a night in the county jail after a wild night back in ’62. Big colored fella named Sugar Bear grabs me by the shirt and says “who you can’t get ’nuff of?”
True story
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Then there was that time when Joe and I rumbled with Tony and the Tigers.
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Corn Pop was a punk next to my gang –Snap, Crackle and Pop. They were Cereal Killers, I tell ya
BONUS!!!
