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A page from Big Fur Hat’s Big Book of Bird Brains at RIGHTNETWORK

Text by G. Vanderleun

Do NOT miss it.

Species: Massive Bill Vulture (Scumsukingus Pigus)

Habitat: Casinos, union halls, and wherever fine graft is served

Voice: The faint susurration common to all fork-tongued reptiles. Amplified.

Diet: Livers of American children yet unborn.

Range: Assisted living facilities from Georgetown to Reno.