From the Bunker

TROLLING THE INTERNET, SCOURING THE NEWS, AND FIGHTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ONE STORY AT A TIME: 

1.   HOLLYWOOD IDIOT, Rob Reiner, said that America is doomed unless Trump is sent to prison. It’s time to stifle yourself, Meathead!  America does not need the opinion of an ignorant, uneducated, washed up loser like you.  

2.   MORON OF THE MONTH:   A.   New Mexico Governor, Michelle Lujan Grisham, issued an edict banning the open and concealed carry of handguns in Albuquerque, thus taking away the Second Amendment rights of the citizens of her state.  Declaring a “health emergency” due to recent shootings in Albuquerque, the Governor tried to nullify the state’s open carry law.  She was met with open defiance by the people, who will not give up their Second Amendment rights for some politician’s whim.  It was a good sign that the County Sheriff and the District Attorney openly defied Grisham’s unconstitutional order.  The Constitution is alive and well in New Mexico, despite the Democrat Governor’s attempt to crush the citizens’ rights. 

B.   AOC declared that the Biden administration and Democrats in Congress did not cause inflation. She said that inflation was caused by “greedy shareholders.”  This woman is not just stupid, she’s insane!

3.   NIKE CLOSED its Portland, OR store because of out of control crime and shoplifting.  Nike went totally woke and stood with the cop-haters and Black Lives Matter rioters and arsonists.  Go woke, go broke!  Portland’s mayor, Ted Wheeler, a clueless liberal, was upset and got his panties twisted.  When you are a pro-criminal, anti-police mayor, you are going to lose more businesses.  What part of this is difficult to understand?

4.    Chris Christie announced that he is going to stalk Trump on the campaign trail.  First thing, Porky, you should hit the salad bar if you want to be President!  America neither wants, nor needs, a big-mouth Jersey gavone in the White House.  

5.   GELLER REPORT:   Left wing domestic terrorists stormed, and took over, House Speaker Kevin Mc Carthy’s office.  Will they be held in jail for over two years without a trial?  Will they be sentenced to 20 years in prison?  You know the answer.  They will be treated as heroes by our corrupt media, the Department Of Justice, and DC judges.  

6.   GEORGE PARRY, author of the Knowledge Is Good column, wrote a great article exposing Fani Willis’ bogus indictment of Donald Trump, et al in Atlanta.  The Trump team was contesting the election results on the grounds of voter fraud.  After the November election, the members of the Electoral College of each state vote for the President.  They usually vote for the party certified as winner by their Secretary of State.  In Georgia, the Sec. of State certified Joe Biden as winner.  In accordance with the method called for under the Constitution, the Republicans put forth their nominees for the Electoral College and voted for them as Alternate Electors.  Had they not done so by December 14th, the Trump team would have lost their right to contest the election results.  There would have been no issue for the judge to rule on.

Contrary to the lies of the media and D.A. Willis, the Republican Electors are not “fake electors”, but proposed “Alternate Electors.”  This is a phony, political indictment, wrong on the facts and the law. Willis knows that no crimes were committed, but she is using the process to bleed Trump with legal fees and destroy his candidacy.  The indictment of Trump’s attorneys for giving legal advice is also sickening.  The purpose is to send a chilling message to lawyers to keep them from helping Mr. Trump.    

7.   SANCTUARY CITY IDIOTS:   In New York City, the wetbacks are coming home to roost.  The city’s mayor invited hordes of Third World poor to come to his city, so they did… some 120,000 of them.  Now they have overwhelmed the city’s schools to the point where American children are being turned away at schools, in order for illegal aliens’ kids to take their place.  Hey Adams voters!  Is this what you voted for?  You schmucks!!!

8.   SENATOR WILLARD “MITT FOR BRAINS” ROMNEY (RINO-ID) announced that he is not going to run for reelection in 2024.  That’s a good decision.  Mitt would be beaten like a dusty rug. 

9.   NEWS ITEM from Patriot News:   The Biden administration is paying illegal aliens $2,200 per month for “living expenses.”  The average Social Security payment for American citizens is $1,781 [the people who actually paid into the system].  These wetbacks broke our laws by coming here, but now the Democrats are rewarding them for their crimes.  I worked for fifty years, and served two years in the Army, and my Social Security payment is $1,913 per month.  Not only are American citizens who paid into Social Security receiving less than illegal aliens, they are forced to pay taxes to support them!  FUHGGEDDABBOUDDITT!!!   

10.   SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN (D-MA), a/k/a Chief Spreading Bull, has been Moron Of The Month so many times she has her own separate category.  Her latest idiotic statement was that the U.S. Supreme Court is “extremist” for not allowing government officials to overturn the Second Amendment and other gun laws.  There is a method spelled out in the Constitution for amending or repealing provisions.  Fauxcahontas must know this, because she was a law professor at Hah-vid, back when she was a Cherokee.   

11.   THE INDICTMENT OF Hunter Biden for three weapon-related offenses is just a smokescreen to divert attention from the Biden family’s real crimes.  There was no indictment for tax evasion for not paying tax on the $5 million dollar shakedown of Burisma, or violating the Foreign Agent Registration Act [FARA], the same law the DOJ shysters used to try to frame General Flynn.  This current indictment is the few crimes that Joe Biden is not connected to.  It’s all just a Three Card Monte scheme to fool the public.  Don’t fall for it.  Special Prosecutor Weiss was put in his position to provide cover for the Biden crime family. 

12.   ISN’T IT STRANGE that Democrats say they know how to correct the country’s problems, but they can’t even remove the piles of human dung from their own sidewalks?

13.   AMERICAN LIBERALS hate Israel because they say that Israel must negotiate with their Arab neighbors.  I may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but what is Israel supposed to negotiate… the date of its own destruction by these Islamic psychos? 

14.   KEN PAXTON, Texas Attorney General, was acquitted of all 16 counts in his impeachment trial. AG Paxton’s real crime was defeating George P. Bush in the primary election, so the Bush and Rove RINOS tried to remove him from office.  Watching videos of AG Paxton’s lawyers destroy the lying RINOS was a delight.  I loved seeing a RINO weasel forced to admit under cross-examination that he went to the FBI to report Paxton for crimes, but he had no evidence.  Defense attorney Tony Buzbee was outstanding.  He drove a wooden stake through the heart of the BUSH-RINO wing of the Texas Republicans.

15.   EXTREME CHUTZPAH:   Hunter Biden is suing the IRS for exposing his failure to pay income taxes on the money he received from foreign sources.  The DOJ’s failed to pursue felony income tax evasion charges against Hunter, by letting the statute of limitations expire.  Hunter claims he was embarrassed by the disclosure.  If you’ve seen any of the un-doctored photos from Hunter’s laptop, you’d know the man is incapable of being embarrassed. 

16.   THE BORDER PATROL UNION has a message for sanctuary cities:  “Stop your whining.  You declared yourself sanctuaries for illegal aliens, while condemning those who think our laws should actually be enforced.

You helped Biden unleash this historic disaster.  Live with it.”  Amen!

17.   DR. FAUCI and his wife released their net worth report.  They are worth $11 million dollars. Two years ago their net worth was $9 million. Is the $2 million difference due to royalty payments from drug companies?  Dr. Fauci won’t say.

18.   January 6th agitator, Ray Epps, was shown on videos urging protestors to storm the Capitol. Epps was wearing a red MAGA cap, and appeared to be an agent provocateur.  Many suspected Epps of being a government agent, trying to whip up the crowd into committing crimes.  Now, more than two and a half years later, he was just indicted… for a lowly misdemeanor.  Don’t fall for this scam, folks.  This is like only charging the bank robber with jaywalking, because he crossed the street against the red light while escaping the police.  It’s all a dog and pony show for the public.

I suspect the real reason for this is to prevent Republicans from trying to get Epps to testify under oath about his real role on January 6th.  Now Epps’ attorney can legally say:  “Due to his pending criminal case, I have advised my client to assert his Fifth Amendment privilege and not testify.” 

19.   IF YOU CAN’T look back at your younger self and realize you were an idiot, you must still be an idiot.

20.   CHUCK SCHUMER, Senate Majority Leader, relaxed the dress code for Senators to accommodate Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA).  Sen. Fetterman does not wear a suit and tie in the Senate. He wears cargo shorts and a hoodie.  Fetterman could be the Poster Boy for today’s Democratic Party.  Pennsylvania voters, aren’t you proud of your junior Senator?  What’s next, Senators wearing jeans and a wife-beater shirt?

21.   DEFUNDING DISASTER:  After career criminal George Floyd’s drug overdose death, the lunatic San Fran-Sicko politicians defunded their police by $120 million.  Of course, crime skyrocketed and destroyed the quality of life for the city’s citizens.  Now the city’s left wing losers are in a panic, because so many of their police officers left.  They are so desperate for police, they are trying to recruit new officers from Texas! 

22.   The former head of the FBI’s D.C. office was asked by a Republican Congressman how many Confidential Human Sources [government agitators] they employed at the January 6th protest, and how many went into the Capitol.  He said he did not know.  There were so many CHS, they had to do an audit to find out how many they employed to entrap American citizens!  The Democrats have corrupted the FBI and turned it into their private Gestapo. 

23.   LARRY KUDLOW of FOX had a guest on his show who told of the dangers of all electric trucks. He said that a diesel engine truck can run 2,000 miles on its tanks of fuel.  An electric truck can only go 300 miles before it needs charging.  American supermarkets get most of their food deliveries by truck.  If these enviro-loons get their way, we will starve to death. 

24.   LIARS REWARDED: World Net Daily reported that two of the 51 signers of the letter falsely stating the Hunter Biden laptop was “Russian disinformation”, are now employed by the federal government. Dept. of Homeland Security.  John Brennan, former CIA Director, and former DNI Director, James Clapper, were hired by DHS Director Mayorkas.  “These people not only have never been punished, they’ve never  shown any remorse.  A few have landed ‘plum jobs’, working with the federal government.”  Disgraziato!, as they say in neighboring Brooklyn.      

25.   DEMOCRAT VOTERS, are you beginning to wake up to the fact that your party is putting the interests of illegal aliens ahead of American citizens?

26.   WHAT AN AMATEUR!  New Jersey Senator, Bob Menendez, was indicted for taking bribes of $1 million in cash, gold bars, and a Mercedes.  Hunter Biden has been accused of taking $20 million from foreign interests for influence peddling, but he was never indicted for it.

27.   DUE TO  the willful failure of President Biden and DHS Secretary Mayorkas, the invasion of illegal aliens is now up to 10,000 per day.  This failure to protect our border is treason!  While these illegals are not armed with rifles or machine guns, they are economic soldiers, with the ability to financially destroy America.  Biden has ignored our immigration laws and let in over 7 million Third World parasites.  This number does not show the got-aways. 

Over the course of their lifetime, every illegal could cost American taxpayers $2 million or more.  They will demand free rent, free food, free medical, free utilities, free education, and walk-around money.  Those who work will do so “off the books” for cash, and will contribute nothing to the government.  In other words, for their entire lives, these leeches will be takers, not makers.  Of course, they will vote Democrat to keep their ‘freebies’ coming.  Wake up America! 

28.   EAGLE PASS, TEXAS is the entry point for thousands of illegal aliens.  They have over-run the town.  Their Democrat mayor is asking why Joe Biden is not coming to his town to see the disaster he created.  I was listening to the radio and a reporter asked an Eagle Pass resident named Rosarita about the illegals.  She said that they have created fear in the residents.  Their kids cannot play outside, and they must be escorted to and from school.  I wish the reporter would have asked her if she voted for Biden and her Democrat mayor. 

29.   MR. & MRS. AMERICA, the chaos at our southern border is not an accident.  It is being done intentionally by the Biden administration.  The President is mentally incompetent, so I suspect it is Obama who is calling the shots.  The evil Kenyan hates America, and is doing this to destroy our country.  Donald Trump is our only help for bringing sanity, normalcy, and honest law enforcement back to America.

REPORTING FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK.

September 24, 2023