Impress your friends and loved ones with a few groaners to start the week!
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
😂
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
😎
I’m worried about the calendar. Its days are numbered.
🥹
What time did the person go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
😵💫
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes, but it turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
🤭
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
🙃
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
😛
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
😉
I don’t know what the best thing about Switzerland is, but the flag is a big plus.
🇨🇭
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? They just wanted a bit more space.
🚀
I don’t trust stairs — they’re always up to something.
⬆︎
What’s Forrest Gump’s computer password? 1forrest1.
🙃
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
🤣
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
👻
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
🧔🏻♂️
I tell dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
🧍🏻♂️
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
🚲
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
😴
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
🐝
BONUS!👇
