I take the day off to play hooky and look what’s happened while I’ve been gone!!! From Citizen Free Press:
- Trump proposes immediate shutdown of Dept of Education.
- Kaitlan Collins learns her lesson.
- Tucker Carlson Films | Awesome scene on Kash Patel.
- Obama bros are jealous, and cringe.
- ‘We will shut down bureaucratic retirement caves.’
- Bernie Sanders owes an apology to Tulsi.
- Highlight from USAID hearing (timestamped).
- Kash Patel passes key Senate hurdle.
- Stephen Miller — USAID is a slush fund for global Marxism.
- Quickest confirmation pace since 2001.
- All federal workers employed less than one year to be fired — 200,000 employees.
- Thousands already fired across 6 federal agencies.
- OPM lays off its own probationary staff.
- Transgender and Queer removed from National Park Stonewall website.
- Top NIH official shitcanned by MAHA.
- Trump announces DOGE has begun auditing the IRS.
and…
Jonah got swallowed by the whale.
Humpback whale swallows kayaker in Chile — then spits him back out.

greast half days recap! Haaaaaaaaa
Winning, Winning, Winning
WWG1WGA