Things heatin’ up?
I’m wonderin’ if folks on the Left and on the Right might be thinkin’ that all them other folks wantin’ to know who this Obama character is are — p’tooey — “birthers”, and they are plumb crazy.
Yeah, it’s enuf to make ’em get all twisted up in their knickers and get to settin’ their hair on fire agin. I know, I can hear ’em thinking and grumblin, “Why, don’t those dumb ol’ birthers know enuf to leave it t’alone? Ain’t no “there” there. Everyone knows it ain’t no battle worth fightin’ over.”
Heh… well Ma, the kettle’s a’whistlin’, no matter what the “betters” might be thinkin’ bout it.
Yee-epp. The dog days of summer are here and they just gonna keep on gettin’ hotter. Ain’t they Obama? Yep. Gettin’ hotter…
That there tabloid rag, whatchamacallit — “The Globe” — is splashin’ some mighty inerestin’ news of some social security numbers. Seems Obama’s got a few in his pocket, and most of ’em are fakes. Genuine forgeries. Yep. There t’is — all over the front cover. In eye-catchin’ color.
Seems some folks have been diggin’. Ain’t never stopped since the day this cat come into town on his high horse. Just diggin and diggin…
Yep, they been jest goin’ about their business, ignorin’ those uppity folks who like to look down their noses at — peeyew! — them’s they call the “birthers”. (Man, don’t they stink!)
Well no matter, cause these here puzzle pieces are fittin’ together right nice, and the picture we’re seein’ sure ain’t Camelot. No sirree, Bob.
Some folks are pitchin’ in their pennies and dimes to buy themselves some big ol’ billboards. You know the kind — them big ol slabs like where everyone can see when they’s travelin’ down the road? Yep. There’s writin’ on them big boards. Words askin’ where he was born. Who his kinfolks was. Where he was schooled, and whatnot. Simple questions anybody’d ask about their president, I reckon. And they’d be happy to see a birth certificate, thanky very much. A real one. That’s all.
Some of them boards have pictures on ’em. Kinda like a histr’y lesson. They got Hitler, and Stalin, and just so’s they don’t feel left out — Mao Tse Tung and Obama too. Right nice of them folks to include ’em up there on the storyboard o’ the ages. Even if they’s the dark ones.
Seems Oh-bamma ain’t doing too well in the popularity contest neither. Some’s saying he’s in the negatives. Hoooey! Lessen 22 points is what they’re tellin. Phew! Ain’t never seen folks be so negative on a man, lest he was a horse thief…
That keeps up, could be jest a matter of time ‘fore ol’ Bammy’s handlers toss him into the pigsty with the rest of the oinkers fightin’ for swill. I reckon the time’ll come when the ones that brung him will hung him.
Oh, was that a bad thing to say? Didn’t mean it to sound like a colored thing. No sirree. Ain’t ’bout color. I just like things that rhyme.
Like hope and dope. Or… dreams and schemes. Yeah… like that. Or how ’bout “red and dead”.
Cause that’s what he’s gonna be when his keepers get to feelin’ like he’s a stone ’round their necks. Bossmans don’t cotton much to a hired hand who don’t get the job done and ‘stead cause ’em nothin’ but troubles. Like, take Obama’s missus, for example. Now there’s an uppity woman if I ever saw one. Always scowlin’ here, scowlin’ there. Don’t matter none if she goes to Spain for lunch with the royals. Some women just ain’t never satisfied. You could give ’em the bigget piece o’ cake on the platter, and they still act like someone just passed gas. She ain’t never happy. Why, all you got to do is change one letter and there she is! Harpy!
You kinda got to feel a little badly toward the skinny One. Even tho’ he is an arrogant cuss, he’s jest a shuck and jive man, doing his best to keep his bosses satisfied. And he sure do got a lot o’ bosses… Soros, SEIU, ACORN, Ayers, the Saudis, Ahmadinijad… lord a’mercy! I don’t know how a man can keep up with it all. No wonder he’s got to get some fresh air alla time. Lucky for him there’s that there golf thing. Otherwise, lord knows what he might else do…
Well, it’s been a pleasure. I’m gonna take my leave now, and let this here doc explain it to ya’. Ya’ll come back again. We’ll keep a chair pulled up to the cracker barrel for ya. Drop in anytime.
Why am I NOT surprised???? Keep digging, people — there IS a “there” there.
why is it always Orly Taitz who is at the heart of these inquiries? I don’t doubt her work at ALL, but I wish there were MORE people besides her that are doing this work. I wish there were ten different independent and credentialed inquiries from different directions.
Somehow Orly hangs in there while nobody else is willing to try this. Good for her, but we need others for credibility’s sake.
Obama is hiding something. The COLB is NOT the same as a BC. It does not list the hospital or the delivering doctor and there is no signature of a doctor. the COLB is only for the state of Hawaii to acknowledge that a person who lives in Hawaii now has a child. It’s not a certification of ANYTHING other than that somebody who has Hawaiian residence has a kid.
A REAL birth certificate is signed by the doctor who delivered the baby, and has the name of the hospital written on it.
Not to mention, his mother’s travel records before 1968 have just now been ‘disappeared’. Data on her comings and goings back then is GONE.
No grades, no school records of any kind, no written papers or project work, no published articles from the Harvard Law Review, no long form original birth certificate.. and don’t kids of his (my) generation get social security numbers around age 15? Why does he wait ’til his mid twenties and then get a number from a state he never lived in?
one thing’s for sure.. ANYBODY who mocks ‘birthers’ and pretends they’re stupid and that nothing will come of it is just plain STOOPID. This will be the end of Oblama, now or later.
Poor little Birthers (still in denial about their losses), but our Judges will continue to smack down the crazies .
To all the birthers in La, La Land, it is on you to prove to all of us that your assertion is true (TOUGH WHEN YOU KEEP LOSING CASES), if there are people who were there and support your position then show us the video (everyone has a price), either put up or frankly shut-up. I heard Orly Taitz, is selling a tape (I think it’s called “Money, Lies and Video tape”). She is from Orange County, CA, now I know what the mean when they say “behind the Orange Curtain”, when they talk about Orange County, the captial of Conspiracy Theories.
You know Obama has a passport, he travel abroad before he was a Senator, but I guess they were in on it.
In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme of clans; the Baggers, Birthers and Blowhards (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away the rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win in November. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”.
I wonder if Orly Taitz, is a mail order bride, just like her law degree? She is perfect reporter material for “Fake News”, where unfounded rumors and innuendo reign supreme, unlike a our US courts of law. The way our courts work is that you get a competent lawyer, verifiable facts and present them to a judge, if the facts are real and not half baked lies, then, and only then, you proceed to trial. The Birthers seem to be having a problem with their so called facts that they present. Let’s face it no one will go along with you until you guys win a case, but until then, you will continue to appear dumb, crazy or racist, or maybe all three. A lawyer, dentist, realtor and black belt, WOW I must say a JACK of all trades master of none.
I heard that Orly Taitz, now wants to investigate the “Republican 2009 Summer of Love” list: Assemblyman, Michael D. Duvall (CA), Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), Board of Ed Chair, and Kristin Maguire AKA Bridget Keeney (SC), she wants to re-establish a family values party, good luck with that.
We won the election and now these sore losers will continue to spew their hate with lies.