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OK, what am I missing here?  News reports all over the place are saying that Bin Laden was killed a week ago and it has taken our people this long to do the DNA testing to be sure it is him.

Then Obama (not to be confused with Osama) sashays down the hall to read from a teleprompter the following:

“… And finally, last week, I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action and authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice. Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Pakistan. A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability. No Americans were harmed. They took care to avoid civilian casualties. After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body.


And another thing…

Have you ever seen the movie “Wag the Dog”?

Bill Clinton did, I’m sure. It’s the same script he used when he was knee-deep in Lewinsky kimshee, so to divert attention, he bombed an aspirin factory in Sudan.  That little diversion cost Sudanese lives and US taxpayers millions in compensatory damages, and got the Republicans off Clinton’s ass for a little while, at least until he wagged his… finger at America. “I did not have sex with that woman…”

“President Clinton ordered the attack, alleging that the plant had links to Osama bin Laden, exiled Saudi-born millionaire suspected in the bombings of U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania on Aug. 7, 1998.”

Was the death of “Usama” supposed to be Obama’s October surprise? Has Usama been on ice for a while longer than Ubama.. er, oops, would like us to know, waiting for just the right “Aha!” moment to cart him out? Was this going to be the ace up his sleeve clincher to guarantee his reelection?

Could it be Obama and his handlers knew he is sinking fast and had to do something drastic to prevent his presidency (and their socialist new world order plans) from complete submersion? Sinking approval ratings, a tanking economy, the birth certificate/eligibility/ Social Security number fraud about to destroy him, his handlers had to pull something out of their collectivist asses to save his presidency and their plans.

“Hey boys, roll that stiff carcass out now, wouldja? We could use a little help here…”

Well, it just might work. This makes Ubama a hero. The media is revived.  Happy days are here again! Strike up the band! Can you imagine the campaign commercials? “He took the call at 3 a.m….”

And finally, have you noticed that Fox News is spelling his name “Usama” and not the more common “Osama”.  Less chance of getting Obama and Osama confused the way Geraldo did earlier Sunday night?  So from here on, I’m calling a spade a spade — Obama is now Ubama, the dog wagger.

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