TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran’s navy chief warned Wednesday that his country can easily close the strategic Strait of Hormuz at the mouth of the Persian Gulf, the passageway through which a sixth of the world’s oil flows.
It was the second such warning in two days. On Tuesday, Vice President Mohamed Reza Rahimi threatened to close the strait, cutting off oil exports, if the West imposes sanctions on Iran’s oil shipments.
Report from the NoCal Kremlin. Correspondent: ThirdWaveDave.
“Crosby and Hope did seven Road Show movies between 1940 and 1962, in which they portrayed second-rate show business troupers. If they were alive today, this would be the next installment. And it would be on the cheap, because you don’t have to hire writers…. it writes itself. Just get the cameras rolling…
The ROAD SHOW — On the Road to Honolulu
SCENE ONE: Obama on the beach in Hawaii drinking Mai Tais.
Cutaway shot: Joe Biden inside locked car. Frantic. Searching for keys.
Zoom in – tight shot: Keys in pants pocket.
SCENE TWO: Wide shot of the rest of the world’s economy going down the toilet.
That’s what’s happening. Unless they’re not telling us something. If the storyline is correct, no president would be on vacation. Strait of Hormuz? Look up the history and see what happened the last time the region was threatened. Guarantee no one was on vacation.”
SCENE THREE: John Bolton in a Faucks News studio, giving Obama regime advice.
SCENE FOUR: Obama on beach. Lackey refiling his Mai Tai.
BREAK FOR COMMERCIAL — brought to you by Asswax.
(Note to director: wide shot.)
This would be a comedy… if it wasn’t so serious.
SCENE FIVE: Show calendar date January, 2013. Moving trucks arrive at White House.
Roll Credits.
