Michelle Obama
4:54 PM (1 hour ago)
to me
Andrea —
Every night in the White House, I see Barack up late poring over briefings, reading your letters, and writing notes to people he’s met.
He’s doing that for you — working hard every day to make sure we can finish what we all started together.
This week, I need you to have his back.
Will you donate $3 or more to support Barack before Saturday’s critical fundraising deadline?
https://my.democrats.org/Support-Barack
Thank you.
Michelle
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Yeah, right. Where is that bridge?
Surely you jest! If we can take Ann Barnhardt’s recent thesis at face value, we wonder if he can read and write English at all. Possible functional illiteracy, maybe? Perhaps he learned Arabic at madrassa in Indonesia, and that is the language he is more comfortable using> Or, would it be Coastal Swahili, which has grammar?
Dear Lady Michelle.
First I want to thank your husband for bringing jolly ole British socialism to America. I feel that I would still be homesick for my mother land had he not been elected. Now I can look forward to the long waits for doctor appointments, denial of surgical procedures because my 64 year old body lacks the youth of others. Why just yesterday I learned the waiting line for dentures is nine months. I also want to thank him for my welfare check, Medicaid and WIC certificates that my wife can take to the grocery store every month to feed our kids and grand kids. I know that I really enjoy sitting out on the back porch swing everyday watching the birds fly and the squirrels play while enjoying my six pack of “Ole Milwaukee” on one arm of the swing and a line of coke on the other arm. My wife really enjoys watching Opera and drinking her own six pack and an occasional line as well. Thanks to your husband’s efforts I know longer have to show up for work. I let them white folk do that. As far as will I donate $3.00 to his campaign.
Unfortunately, my lady, with all the expenses of alcohol and cocaine these days the welfare check just does not go that far. Bus fair to 7-11 and the liquor store has become to expensive. May I suggest you try some of those middle class white folk. After all if they would be more sharing I could afford a better lifestyle.
Regards,
Your welfare voter