Something The Onion or Babylon Bee concocted, yeah?
Nope.
JUST IN: VP Kamala Harris will talk with Bill Clinton on Friday about empowering women and girls in the U.S. and around the world
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IRONY: The expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
A literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character’s words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
Origin
Early 16th century (also denoting Socratic irony): via Latin from Greek eirōneia ‘simulated ignorance’, from eirōn ‘dissembler’.

The Epstein Empire is deep and wide.