UPDATE: From the Babylon Bee —
Nuclear Launch Codes To Be Stored Securely On CNN+ Broadcast Where No One Will Ever See Them
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Nuclear Launch Codes To Be Stored Securely On CNN+ Broadcast Where No One Will Ever See Them
“SOURCE: Chris Wallace is ‘having daily breakdowns’ over the ‘miserable launch’ of [CNN+],” Nicosia announced. “Wants a ‘CNN show or is threatening to walk’ they go on. ‘He is having staffers count how many times a day his promo is playing.’”
The source also reportedly told Nicosia that Wallace is “telling anyone that will listen he wants” Chris Cuomo’s old time slot.
“HA! This wretched spoiler & snide career liberal sycophant deserves his fall from prominence. Good riddance. He jumped off of his own Olympus into an erupting Vesuvius! Great report here.“ — Charlite
I sure will miss that foxy commie.
Nothing like his Father.
This America hater can jump…
off a bridge!