New Year’s Resolutions for 2024
- Stop making fun of the way the president walks, talks, falls up stairs, sniffs hair etc.
- Stop using the phrase “word salad” in reference to Kamala Harris. Start using it in reference to Nikki Haley.
- Look for the positive aspects of illegal immigration, like ___ and also _____.
- Give Islam the credit it deserves. In the business of killing infidels since 622.
- Stop complaining about the UN, EVs, the EU, the climate change cult and transgenderism.
- Don’t use the words fat, obese, super-sized and gi-normous in the same sentence as Chris Christie.
- Stop throwing darts at pictures of Colorado Supreme Court justices.
- Write more about the health benefits of sodomy.
- Start Fairness for Hunter Committee. Get funding from Burisma.
- Start petition to have Hunter’s art included in the National Gallery.
- Send Pope Francis a Bible.
- Take the gun and the cannoli.
Too funny!