The folks at Free Republic are having a White House Correspondents Dinner pah-tee! They’re funnier than Obammy and Jay Leno combined. To wit…

“You can’t polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter.”
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“Cmon, the birther joke was a real knee slapper.”
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Whoooooaaa …
“there are few things hard to have and harder
to keep .. love and a birth certificate”
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OK, someone did show him the Enquirer article – he’s groveling to his wife.
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“My approval ratings are still high in the country of my birth.”
— The Arrogant and Impudent Obama
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Leno sweats, “Is der Fuhrer amused?”
Did anybody else notice he is wearing a flag lapel pin? I thought he thought he was above doing that! Call me petty, but he has sure got a lot of nerve! When it mattered, he wouldn’t wear one. NOW