“If you’re surprised Jeffrey Epstein killed himself last night, imagine how surprised he must’ve been…” — Matt Couch, Twitter
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein had been taken off suicide watch before he killed himself – AP
“What genius made this decision?!” – Buzz Patterson, Twitter
“The man that now has 6 figures in his bank account I am guessing.” – Rick Pascoe, Twitter
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“He didn’t kill himself so much as became “unavailable” to provide testimony against inarguably the most powerful group of individuals who finally started breathing again once he stopped doing so. There are no coincidences.” — Rising Serpent
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“I’m still here!” – Buzz Patterson, Twitter
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