Dear plexiglass,

Thank you for protecting me from the cashier who just touched all of the items I’m about to take home

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) January 1, 2021

Has anyone seen these two?

Female is masquerading as a bedspread and male is masquerading as a zombie. pic.twitter.com/LRktMH40wh

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) January 1, 2021

CAN IT BE MORE OBVIOUS?!

"Storm Act"

Bill Announcement https://t.co/a2nKY9gAMo via @whitehouse

— Major Patriot (@MajorPatriot) January 2, 2021