Now that a mere 1/100th of the debauchery has been released (Americans had to rely on an English rag, The Daily Mail, to learn about it even though all major conservative news networks have a full copy of the HB laptop), I want to get some things straight. 

Hunter Biden has had three separate laptop fiascos.   

1. Hunter, while passed out face-down in a swimming pool in a drug-induced haze, had his laptop stolen by a Russian drug dealer in the summer of 2018 in Las Vegas. While subsequently recounting the theft with an escort, Hunter believes they used a Russian honeypot (in Hunter’s words she was a 35 year old “pure brunette”) to distract him while they located it. They then waited for him to pass out. When Hunter awoke, the dealer and his entourage was gone and only the Russian honeypot remained. She denied knowing what happened to his laptop. 

2. Hunter, with alcohol on his breath, brought a water-damaged MacBook Pro (Serial #: FVFXC2MMHV29) to John Paul Mac Isaac’s repair shop in Wilmington, Delaware on April 12, 2019. After successfully recovering the data, JP called Hunter multiple times to pick up the laptop. No one showed. After 90 days, the laptop and its contents was the property of JP’s shop. This is the laptop I have a copy of. 

3. Another laptop belonging to Hunter Biden was seized by the DEA in a raid of psychiatrist Keith Ablow’s office on February 13, 2020. Keith prescribed multiple medicines (including Ketamine) to Hunter and, based on text messages, they were extremely close. Hunter also spent time at Keith’s place on Plum Island. This laptop was eventually returned to his attorney. 

So there you have it. As always, you can expect to hear the truth on this channel. If I don’t know it, I’ll keep my mouth shut.

I’ll have another announcement this week on item #2.