by Larry Schweikart
IN POLITICAL NEWS
1) Former Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard (Hottie-Hawaii), who has found He-Sus, says doctors who mutilate kids’ bodies for transoid surgeries should be imprisoned. Where the hell was this when she was in Congress?
2) The Rutabaga now says the DemoKKKrats keeping Congress is a “very high expectation.” No spoogie, it’s hopium.
3) In Washington state, Tiffany Smiley has just pulled ahead in her senate race by a fraction.
4) A DemoKKKrat commenting on inflation says to families:
“Let them eat Chef Boyardee.”
5) Early voting data points to a red wave, with total early voting down 63 million from 2020 at this point (i.e., not as many fraudulent votes).
6) In Arizona, the “certain to vote” Republicans outnumber DemoKKKrats 2:1. Yikes!!
7) Professional class, the spoogistas, donate to the left overwhelmingly.
8) Amnesty for Patriot Day protesters, not China Virus tyrants.
9) Economic models predict a massive GOP wave.
10) Here is Trump’s suit against the evil NY AG Letitia James.
11) While a court orders depositions in the case against Big Tech Collusion with the Rutabaga’s gubment to proceed.
12) And while we are on the topic of courts and lawsuits, two satirical news organizations, The Onion and The Babylon Bee, have asked the Supreme Court to defend this man’s First Amendment right to make a Facebook page mocking local cops.
13) How do we move beyond Andrew Breitbart’s “Politics is downstream of culture?” I answer that here.
14) From our own Wendi Mahoney, Missouri’s Secretary of State John Ashcroft said no to allowing the DoInJustice to monitor the state’s polls.
15) Pennsylvania officials have scurried to fix mail-in ballots after the state Supreme Court ruling. (I.e., “how fast can we cheat?”)
16) A Trump judge dealt another blow to New Kabul gun restrictions.
IN ECONOMIC NEWS
17) Turkey prices are higher this year. CNN recommends something different. Like what, pemmican?
18) Homeowners have lost $1.5 trillion in equity since May.
IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS
19) Well, this is embarrassing: declassified docs shot security assurances against NATO expanding to Soviet leaders from Baker, Bush, Kohl, Mitterand, Thatcher, Hurd, Major, and others.
-“Yeah, but we really didn’t mean it.”
20) Will China abandon “zero covid?” I doubt it unless there’s blood in the streets.
21) More insanity as the U.S. announces plans to send $400 million more to the efficient Ukes, who have been remodeling the Zelensky Family Foundation homes as fast as they can.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
22) Good God! Things are really bad in New Calcutta (LA) as Katy Perry has voted for Rick Caruso for mayor there.
23) And it must be even worse than I thought, as the Netflix honcho is voting for Caruso too.
24) And Elon Musk recommended voting for Republicans in the midterms after admitting he had always voted DemoKKKrat.
25) And the Queen Haglet of the “View,” Whoopi Goldberg is now off Twit. Hip, hip, hooray!
26) Ohhhh nooo! “Yellowstone’s” Wes Bentley (“Jamie”) says there are even more dark times ahead for his character. I have mixed feelings about this because I thought Jamie was the most poorly-written character in the show. He was already totally irredeemable.
27) A moronic thief knocked himself silly by running into a glass door as he tried to rob a Louis Vuitton store of $18,000 in handbags.
This happened to me once when I was so proud of my workout at the Luxor gym. I was busy flexing as I smacked right into the front door. But I had no handbags. Or saddlebags.