Johnson Tucker… say it out loud.
What does a male tranny do with his junk? Why, he tucks away his Johnson.

Karma Patriot over at Spitballers (Telegram) wrote:
I am dying laughing š¤£š¤£ Never did I EVER realize what a huge effect TUCKER CARLSON HAS ON NORMIES!
My dad has called. My husband called. My neighbor called, & even my dog groomer was talking about it!
@justhuman_kyle ā¦.never have I ever seen your now politicized term ākayfabeā more clearly!
WE HAVE FAKE FIGHTS GALORE:
Started with a BIDEN dirty finish.
All-American TRUMP has babyface DESANTIS in a roll around.
BARR created a bridge, has avoided picking a side at all costs.
GRASSLEY, JORDAN & JOHNSON are doing things Iowa Styleā¦wearing the Bidens down.
HUNTER is in a very well scripted spot, getting a HUGE reaction from the crowd.
TUCKER & FOX throw a new angle at the audience with his departure.
Biden is doing some HUGE stalling.
While Americans are left waiting for a clean finish in 2024.
THEY know theyāre faking, and WE know theyāre faking, and THEY know WE know theyāre faking.ā¦but trust me, NORMIES DONāT KNOW. š¬
https://www.teamusa.org/USA-Wrestling/Features/2017/May/25/Glossary-of-Wrestling-Terms

It must be nice to be a normie drifting along in peaceful ignorant bliss. But oh boy is their bliss going to be disturbed.
And I can hear their cries now…”Why didn’t somebody tell me?” š³ (Sorry, sometimes my empathy meter pegs a little low. š¤)
Altough it is fun to imagine patriots winning ASAP, I have observed a phemon I’ll call “candy” (because the term “p0rn” is impolite)
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#1) Hope-“candy”: Vainly fantasizing a utopian future sans true religious revival.
#2) Venge-“candy”: Vainly fantasizing the agonized discoveries & executions of wicked ones.
#3) Guru-“candy”: Vainly fantasizing a post-Biden era of opportunity to instruct NORMIES ātold-ya-soā on how we Patriots secured victory.
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All 3 scenarios above are fun to imagine but highly unlikely, as in “the military will NOT allow Biden to be inaugurated” was fun to believe.
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Until Biden was inaugurated, and the swivel was to “the inauguration was FAKE and Biden is NOT POTUS!” Sigh. Yet more Hope-“candy”.
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Give me sober realism over “candy” thoughts any day!