Cause we all can use a laugh. Right?

Jean Kerr

The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.


Prince Philip

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Harrison Ford

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

Spike Milligan

The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree

Jean Rostand

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million. 

WH Auden

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

Johnny Carson

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

Jimmy Durante

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

Betsy Salkind

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for over thirty years.

George Roberts

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

Robert Benchley

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

John Glenn  

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

David Letterman

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked

Howard Hughes

I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I’m a billionaire.

Old Italian proverb

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box


American Airlines


By Radiopatriot

Former Talk Radio Host, TV reporter/anchor, Aerospace Public Relations Mgr, Newspaper Columnist, Political Activist * Telegram/Radiopatriot * Telegram/Andrea Shea King Gettr/radiopatriot * TRUTHsocial/Radiopatriot


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