“Don’t give him any ideas.” – Larry Cook
“Still early, Buzz. Then there was the time he took Marilyn Monroe to the Senior Prom. She died shortly after.” – Otis B. Driftwood
“Oh, just wait. How long before he says he descended from and was named after Joseph, the husband of Mary the Mother of Jesus?” – Kate Johnson
Breaking!
“Joe Biden says he knew Moses before the Burning Bush” – SpicyRPhPatriot
“Coming to you next week, biden, the 13th disciple.” – mutts4me_sherri
“Was that before or after he was raised as a Catholic Jew in a black, Greek, and Puerto Rican neighborhood where he got oil cancer and later drove an 18-wheeler after going to the Naval Academy and getting drafted by the NFL?“ – CatherineUSA1
“He’s actually the 13th –Joseph of Lyingmyassoffia–he’s only mentioned once so he isn’t anywhere as well known as the other 12.” – ManyMice007
