WASHINGTON, D.C. — After vowing to release the Epstein files, President Trump berated supporters as “stupid” and “foolish” for thinking there are Epstein files.
Just a few months ago, Trump invited several conservative influencers to the White House to receive binders for what was supposed to be “Phase 1” of releasing the Epstein files, which Trump said only total idiots believe exists.
“It’s all a hoax, and anyone who believed me about it is a total chucklehead,” said Trump to reporters in the Oval Office. “I said when I invited those morons to get the little binders, I said look how stupid they are, thinking there are Epstein files in these binders labeled ‘Epstein files.’ And when we said that we had the list on the Attorney General’s desk, that people believed us, how stupid could they be? They’re really dunces, my supporters, I’ll tell you that.”
At publishing time, Trump had announced that the DOJ had concluded its investigation and reported that no one named Jeffrey Epstein has ever existed.
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