Sedate and lovely Jasmine Crockett at the end of the road

This might be the last time I get to use my @JasmineForUS fire alarm chirping videos (which I have made many of) pic.twitter.com/kOYuCB4X4c

— dr. retard (@DoctorRetardPhD) March 4, 2026

Guess her ad didn’t work as planned 🤭pic.twitter.com/2RmpEUiyxK

— Sarah Sizzle (@sizzle_sarah) March 4, 2026

Lost my job today, guys. Now that Jasmine Crockett will no longer be in Congress. I will not be able to impersonate her anymore.

I don’t know what I’m going to do ,

I don’t know what I’m gonna do with this Amazon wig

pic.twitter.com/LcQjYi27gD

— Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) March 4, 2026