Some of the funniest material I’ve seen resides on the pages of Michelle’s Mirror. The folks who write this stuff should be paid in gold bullion.
And what did Madame Michelle Antoinette de Excess give as a gift to the King and Queen of Spain and their family? Michelle’s Mirror tells all…
Per Lady M’s instructions, I packed up all the gifts she brought for presentation to the Royal family:
- A brick from Park 51, the only non-historic building on the entire block of Park Place, the site of the future Cordoba House and Mosque in New York. It’s named in honor of the original Cordoba Mosque, Spain’s most famous landmark commemorating the Muslims conquest of the Iberian peninsula in honor of the religion of peace.
- A dozen jars of Ricky Bayless’ famous La Frontera Grill sauces, including the special Mole sauce we served at the Big White’s Mexican State dinner
- An 8×10 glossy of Lady M’s first Vogue cover
- And of course, our standard iPod collection of Big Guy’s speeches, plus the now in high demand Lady M collection of “No Child’s Fat Behind” speeches.
- Oh yes, and Sasha’s giving them a soccer ball that she scored the winning goal with.
Pretty impressive goody bag! I hope we’re not going overboard, but we don’t want to be accused of being ungracious and chintzy again.
Wiping tears here…
Speaking of MAGAZINE COVERS, I saved the one that The One was able to get pulled from the newsstands.
Remember this controversial cover from The New Yorker?
http://tomkovach.us/Presidential/Obama–NewYorker_cover.bmp
After complaints (intimidation?) from The One and his Obamabots, the magazine retracted the cover and re-issued that week’s edition with a kinder, gentler cover.
I still prefer the original.
A classic. Deserves to be reprinted here on my site. S’cuse me while I go do it…
Michelle’s let them eat cake moment may have dis-armed the White House’s most formidable weapon. It is past obvious that the president is a pariah, no candidate running wants him anywhere near them. Michelle considering her in auspicious start on the national stage has been coming off far more in touch with the individual citizens then her nose in the air husband. Yet after telling us all to vist the gulf coast her trip to the northeast and now this Spaish fiasco has only proven again the liberal “do as I say not as I do” mentality. With extragance like Marie Antoinette’s Versallies and indeed hobnobbing with royalty she may have done us all a great service. Way to go Mich!!!