Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris’ husband’s “nanny issue.” Here are his top jokes of the night:
6. President Trump: “Unfortunately Governor Walz isn’t here himself, but don’t worry, he’ll say that he was.”
5. Trump said he didn’t realize men could get periods. Then came Tim Walz.”
4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.
3. Trump says he isn’t worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives’ lovers are voting for him.
2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.
1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.
Honorable mentions:
- Great to be anywhere in NY without a subpoena for my appearance.
- I liked his part about self-deprecating humor….not wanting to take shots at himself because so many others have. “I guess I just don’t see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me for a long time.”
- They told me I need to make self depracating jokes…let’s get into this…nope, I got nothing.
- Harris wasn’t there because she was taking communion from Gretchen Whitmer.
- Harris did so poorly on the FOX interview, the Dems had to install another 100 drop boxes throughout the city
- Kamala didn’t show up because she was still filibustering Bret Baier’s first question.
LOL must’ve been fun to see and hear.